Goodnight Mom

Goodnight Moon is one of our favorite books to read before bed. I saw this in my parenting magazine and had to share it.

GOODNIGHT MOM

In the messy green
family room
There was a telemarketer
ringing the telephone
And a crying toddler
because his brother
just popped his
red balloon
And a picture of-

The cow jumping over the moon
(which someone colored on with permanent marker)
And there was a missing
teddy bear, and a girl with
gum in her hair

And one to be scolded
And laundry to be folded
And a very hungry spouse
And something stinky in the house
(that no one else seemed to smell)

And a comb and a brush and a colicky
baby who just won't shush
And a frazzled mommy screaming AHH!!

Goodnight messy room
Goodnight scribbled-on-moon
Goodnight cow getting out while she can
Goodnight telemarketers and the
popped balloon

Goodnight long -gone teddy bear
Goodnight cereal bar smeared all
over the dining room chair

Goodnight spitup
And goodnight leaky sippy cup
Goodnight much-too-little house and
goodnight grumpy spouse
Goodnight comb and goodnight brush
And goodnight to a certain 4-year-old
who just needs to hush right now I mean it

Goodnight Elmo
Goodnight toys we'll pick up tomorrow, or the next day

Hello Chardonnay and TiVo-
"me" time finally.